(Title sung in the style of Patsy Cline.)
Sis: How did your karaoke party go last night?
Me: Fine. We had a good time.
Sis: How late did you stay up?
Me: Don’t you mean how early?
Sis: Well then, what time did you go bed?
Me: 5 am?
Sis: Liar mouth!
Me: No really!
Sis: That’s just crazy!!!
Me: Well, no one has ever accused me of being sane.